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Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer . " Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold the Bible says that you are a fool for drinking strong drink. It also says that we are to drink milk and then after milk, we are to eat meat, not beer.
1 Peter 2:2 "As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby:" The Word of God says that milk will hlep you grow. Beer will help you die. A real man will say no to beer, and take a stand against the Hollywood crowd like yourself with your humanistic and modernistic thinking. Arnold is running for Governor in the picture above while acting like he is smoking a joint. What he is really doing is laughing at sin and making a mokery of the Word of God. He is no role model for our young people in this world because he is telling them to play with sin, laugh at it, flirt with it, make a joke about it, just do whatever feels good no matter what God says.
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Bart Simpson
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
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"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."
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Can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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"There's no such thing as a soul, it's something parents made up to scare little kids like the boogey man or Michael Jackson."
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"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
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"My name is Bart Simpson,who the ---- are you?"
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Benjamin Franklin
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin
Mr. Franklin undoubtly didn't read the Bible or he would know God does not approve of beer, wine, whiskey, liquor, spirits, or strong drink.
God gave His only begotten Son that is proof that He loves us not beer. Beer does not come from God but from the pit of hell and the devil.
Proverbs 20:1 "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise."
Proverbs 23:29-35 "Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes? They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine. Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright. At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast. They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again."
Galatians 5:21 "Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God."
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Calvin Klein
"The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural."
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"I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear."
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Cameron Diaz
"I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it."
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"Grease is the only cure for a hangover."
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"You haven't partied until you've partied at dawn in complete silence with Buddhist monks."
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"I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one."
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Celine Dion
"As a singer, I've had many opportunities to travel, and one thing I've learned is that through my music, I can be accepted by people all over the world. I often wonder why so many of us can't accept people who are different here, in our country? It's just not fair to be prejudiced against those whose race, religion or colour aren't the same as ours."
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"I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it's what's underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more."
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Charles Manson
"From the world of darkness I did loose demons and devils in the power of scorpions to torment."
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Charlotte Church
"I can sink 'em... Once I'm out, I'll have 10 double vodkas."
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Communism
"Liberty it the freedom to do what the government allows."
Communist's Dictionary
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Demi Moore
"There's this idea that if you take your clothes off, somehow you must have loose morals."
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Derek Jarman
"All men are homosexual, some turn straight. It must be very odd to be a straight man because your sexuality is hopelessly defensive. It's like an ideal of racial purity."
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Diana Ross
"I know that my fans want to know who I'm sleeping with, but it's really none of their business."
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Donna Summer
"God had to create disco music so I could be born and be successful."
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Donny Osmond
"I don't want my album coming out with a 'G' rating. Nobody would buy it."
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Drew Carey
"It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
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Elizabeth Jagger
Elizabeth Jagger daughter of Mick Jagger.
"I was good at religious studies. Part of the coursework was meditation. We spent an hour a week with our eyes closed."
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"I've been asked to pose for Playboy."
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Elizabeth Taylor
"I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?"
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"I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them."
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Elton John
"I am the most well-known homosexual in the world."
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Errol Flynn
"I Like my whisky old and my women young. "
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George Bush
"Islam, as practiced by the vast majority of people, is a peaceful religion, a religion that respects others. Ours is a country based upon tolerance and we welcome people of all faiths in America."
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"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
Pope Benedict is a sinner just like George W. Bush and all the rest of us. God is the only one who deserves such a title as "Your Holiness." Jesus was the only man/God who has ever lived on this earth and desives the right to be called Holy.
1 Samuel 2:2 "There is none holy as the LORD: for there is none beside thee: neither is there any rock like our God."
Romans 3:10-23 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God. They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one. Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips: Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness: Their feet are swift to shed blood: Destruction and misery are in their ways: And the way of peace have they not known: There is no fear of God before their eyes. Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God. Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin. But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets; Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
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Halle Berry
"In Monster's Ball I went nude, which was scary, but I took the chance and that's how I like to approach my career."
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Heidi Klum
"Being a Victoria's Secret model, which was always my dream."
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"The main thing is healthy eating, exercise, which I do for special events, like if it's Sports Illustrated, or the swim suit catalogue for Victoria's Secret , or my own calendar that I did for the year 2000."
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Homer Simpson
"Alcohol the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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John Wayne
“Never say sorry - it's a sign of weakness”
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MARILYN MANSON
"Hopefully, I’ll be remembered as the person who brought an end to Christianity." (Spin, August 1996, p. 34)
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Marilyn Monroe
"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him."
Hebrews 13:4 "Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge."
In the old days they called someone who had sex before marriage a whore, and that is what she is. There's no way to sugar coat it.
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"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing."
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"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
Ephesians 5:5 "For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God."
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"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
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"I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy."
Ephesians 5:22-24 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."
The only "fantasy" that a housewife should have is to please her heavenly Father. When one becomes a child of God, there body is no longer theirs, but God's. To serve God in a home is the greatest role a mother and wife can have on this earth. In it will true joy, pease, love, satisfaction, and purpose be found. Outside of Jesus satisfaction can nerver be found, just look at Mrs. Monroe's life. The problem today is that we have to many women like Mrs. Monroe who want to chase the pleasures of this world, such as money, position, things, excitement, adventure, the unknown, rights, power, decision making, etc.. inexchange for their family, children, husband, home, pease, love, church, and God's blessings. You cannot be a friend of the world and be a friend of God.
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"If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere."
The sad fact is she never got anywhere but hell. She broke all the rules, she broke God's rules and paid the consequences.
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"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature."
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"The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up."
1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;"
Once again we see that Mrs. Monroe had no respect for what the Word of God says, or maybe she never read it. The fact is you probally wouldn't think that she had based on her life, movies, and lifestyle. The sad fact is those who are church members who have read it dress just as unmodest as Mrs. Monroe did. When women go into a church house with their thighs and knees showing, cleavage that is obvious, clothes that are skin tight, you would think they were trying out for a Hollywood movie. Church women stick their noses in the air at preachers, the church, their parents, and God, saying, "No one is going to tell me what I can wear. I'm mine own boss." Yea, and so was Marilyn Monroe.
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"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."
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Mark Twain
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough."
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Mother Teresa
"I do not pray for success, I ask for faithfulness."
Mother Teresa must not have read the Bible enough or she would know that you do not receive faithfulness from praying but from reading the Word of God, or by hearing the Word of God preached. Which is something no Catholic pope or priest does. Instead they read prayers, words, and a bunch of garbage.
Romans 10:17 "So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God."
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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them. "
1 Thessalonians 5:21 "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."
The Bible says we are to judge all things, including people, according to the Word of God. Mother Teresa doesn't know her Bible once again.
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"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."
God is not lost or need to be found. When I was lost going to hell, God found me, I didn't find him.
Luke 15:4-6 "What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it? And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing. And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost."
The lost sheep doesn't find the Good Shepherd, Jesus finds the lost sheep. Mother Teresa never found God in her religious activites or false doctrines.
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Muhammad Ali
"I believe in the religion of Islam . I believe in Allah and peace."
Based on his own testimony Ali died and went to hell.
Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."
John 3:17-18 "For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."
The same goes for all of those who follow the religion of Islam or any other false god. All religions don't take us to heaven. The world and Billy Graham would have you to believe that, but it's a lie. All roads of religion don't lead to Jesus Christ.
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"I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them."
Once again he has stuck his foot in his mouth. How many songs have been written about Muhammad Ali, compared with Jesus Christ? How many books? How many poems? How many Churches have been built in the name of Jesus Christ? How many quotes have people memorized about Jesus compared to Ali? How many sermons have been preached about Jesus compared with Ali? In a few years people want even know who Muhammad Ali was, but Jesus has been talked about for over six thousand years. Four thousand before he came, and now two thousand after he has been gone. God doesn't need a satellite, he has his Word, his Witness (Holy Spirit), and his Witnesses (Church-Christians). Who does Ali have? No one but his daughter who is a boxer, who ought to go home and become a lady for Jesus Christ.
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"It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am."
Proverbs 16:18 "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall."
Jesus is the greatest of all. From the very beginning of time he was here. He spoke the world into existence, yet he humbled himself to die for you and me.
Philippians 2:8-11 "And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross. Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name: That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father." There is coming a day when the little Muhammad Ali will bow and confess that Jesus is Lord, and the same goes for his false god, allah.
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"Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths."
Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved." John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
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Tony Blair
"However much I dislike the idea of abortion, you should not criminalise a woman who, in very difficult circumstances, makes that choice."
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Woody Allen
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
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"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
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